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I'm a woman who has been accused of being more passionate about baseball than I am about my past boyfiends. That may be true (where are you, Mr. Right?) but it doesn't mean I'm unable to spot a smokin' hot baseball player when I see one.
Jimmy Rollins, Barry Zito and Ichiro Suzuki as your top three? Umm, no. Just because Barry and Bronson Arroyo play the guitar does not make them hot. Also, Marco Scutaro? Good lord, lady. Guess who was not on the almighty list of sex appeal? Man Muscles. Yeah, I was pretty much disgusted by that. Now, I know 99% of our readers are male, but just bear with me here. You don't have to bat for the other team to know when a guy is good-looking, right? Right. I think it's time this chick goes to school. So, I've compiled my own List of Baseball Hotness as a rebuttal -- to set a new standard among female fans -- since 90% of my picks are not even on her list... and I'd like to think I have pretty great taste in men. (You know, besides every one I've ever dated, especially the last guy.) Sadly, Paul Greco did not make the list despite his rapping style and his lame attempt to flex his biceps in his FP911 rap video.  10. Mark Kotsay.  9. Rick Ankiel.
Now that I've got that off my chest, maybe next time we'll discuss the Top 10 hottest, half-naked female Red Sox fans or something.
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  written by Baseball's Hottest (Looking) Players, July 01, 2009
Nice Top 10. We scoured the country and interviewed female baseball fans to come up with two teams plus honorable mention. See who we picked as Baseball's Hottest (Looking) Players.
http://www.fantasybaseballdugo...s-looking/ 
written by Spunky, May 25, 2009
I agree with this list much more than the other one, especially Jeff Francoeur(small nitpick..in his name the e comes before the u, that is my pet peeve
 ) and Joe Mauer. But what about Huston Street?
written by Anna, May 22, 2009
This list is better than the other one.. but I don't know if it is entirely correct. Chase Utley shouldn't be number one.. Joe Mauer is about right though.
Derek Jeter really is hot.. even if he's getting elderly. I also think its sad that few people recognize the adorable Canadian boy-next-door Rich Harden. The other thing is.. there's some pretty adorable relief pitchers out there. Some of them are guys you might not even have heard of.. but they shouldn't get ignored for their cuteness simply because they're a middle reliever. Oh.. my vote for Ugliest goes to Jason Giambi. Scary troll!
written by BrianJoura, May 22, 2009
An old roommate of mine thought Derek Jeter was hot, but she was a Yankees fan. Maybe he looks good from the neck down but that face looks weird to me.
Maybe Longoria and Braun deserve to be on this list, but I couldn't tell by those pictures. Bear Bryant called from the grave and he wants Longoria to give him his hat back.
written by suzannesolheim, May 22, 2009
P.S. I totally forgot how hot Josh Hamilton was. And Ian Kinsler. And Justin Morneau. And Jacoby Ellsbury. Ok, we might have to do an amended Top 20 someday...
written by suzannesolheim, May 21, 2009
and he's the fourth hottest player in baseball.
written by kevinorris, May 21, 2009
Wow. By the way, Ryan Braun's eyes are far apart; to make a long story short, I know a girl that looks like Ryan Braun.
written by Roto Rebel, May 21, 2009
Sooze, it's fascinating to get a woman's perspective on this matter. I suck at judging men's looks. To me, the dude from The Mentalist is hideous...and I totally don't get the Justin Timberlake hoopla. In fact, I thought Matt Damon was the good-looking one from Good Will Hunting. Maybe I'm better suited to do a list of the coolest or toughest MLB guys.
Who would make your ugliest list? Youkilis? John Lackey? Marea, it's one thing for a guy to admit another guy is "handsome," but "really hot"? :huh: Let's just hope he doesn't come home with an Adam Lambert poster.
written by Marea, May 21, 2009
Sooze -
Your list is the right one. Although... I would have had a tie for first between Man Muscles and Chutley. It's kinda like Sophie's choice. I think the list done by Fox Sports was done by Barry Zito, who put himself as second as to not be too obvious. And PS. My husband is as straight as they come and yet, upon meeting Man Muscles live and in person, said that Joe is 'actually really hot.'
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Tags: Jimmy Rollins Barry Zito Bronson Arroyo Mark Kotsay Rick Ankiel Joe Mauer Ryan Braun Grady Sizemore Johan Santana Curtis Granderson Evan Longoria Jeff Francoeur
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